Thursday, November 19, 2009

My nerdom revealed: New Moon

This post is gonna prove my true nerdom...and i don't care:

I CAN'T FREAKING CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT FOR NEW MOON.

Yes, i'm one of those Twilight freaks who has had their ticket for more than a month. Yes, I'm one of those freaks that secretly hopes Edward, or Jacob or both will one day come to their sense, drop Bella and get with me! Yes, I'm one of those freaks who read every book (i hated the last one), watched the first movie multiple times in the theater (when it came to the dollar theater) and has the soundtrack and DVD.

Yes, i'm a Twilight Freak and this Saturday at 8:25 p.m. I will be sitting with a group of other freaks as we scream and go ga-ga for a 17 year-old fictional werewolf and vampire.
Here are my top 10 reasons why I can't wait for New Moon (in no particular order of importance):

  1. They have a budget! If you saw Twilight then you know that there was like zero budget. I'm talking bad dye jobs, Goodwill wardrobes and "special" effects that were not special at all. But New Moon trailers reveal that Summit actually spent some money on this movie.

  2. Taylor Lautner. Yeah yeah, I've got him by more than a decade, but he's still above the age of consent and dude is HOT! The whole dang wolfpack is hot!

  3. Edward. enough said.

  4. Wigs. I hear the actress who plays Rosalie is sporting a wig in this movie because last year's lack of budget required her to use cheap dye, which resulted in her hair falling out.

  5. Dakota Fanning plays an evil character. I like me some Dakota and i'm excited about seeing her get all evil.

  6. Blinking. Kristen Stewart blinks more than anyone i know, and i'm excited about counting how many times she blinks while saying cheesy stuff to Edward like "You are my everything" blink blink blink blink.

  7. Hot Topic. Twilight always calls for a T-shirt. I'm in search of a snazzy Team Jacob shirt for this viewing, which means i will be heading to Hot Topic. And you all know how much i love that store!





6 comments:

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

Besides the good looking guys, I just can't seem to get into this stuff. Maybe it's me.

T. Marie said...

You forgot Bella's front teeth! LOL. Can't wait!!

theINTELLECT said...

I will be going @ midnight tonight cuz I'd rather do weird grown ups dressed as vampires over screaming tweens anyday

D. Ramblings said...

Ditto on all accounts!!!
Heading to the midnight show tonight and I am absolutely giddy!!!!!!!!!!!

Impulsive Addict said...

Love the list!! I lucked into an extra ticket yesterday so I get to see it tomorrow night and CAN NOT WAIT!

theINTELLECT said...

So I went and saw New Moon last night and I really felt that at any moment Chris Hanson from Dateline was going to come and get me for looking at that little boy so hard. I hope you do a review post on the movie, because it was so much better than Twilight.